Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Bacon is calorie free, right?

If, like me, you grew up in the South, you know that bacon is a seasoning and therefore has no calories.  If you feel that you must, you can remove the pancetta/parma/prosciutto and set it aside from your portion after the fish is cooked.  But I dare you to try leave it there and not tuck in.

Stuffed Roasted Salmon Wrapped in Bacon



2 large filets of salmon, skinned and pin bones removed (If you know how to filet and skin a fish it is best to do it yourself and use halves of the same fish)
8 oz prosciutto, thinly sliced (pancetta or parma ham will work as well)
6 cloves garlic roasted in their skins and then skin removed
Extra virgin olive oil
Salt and coarse ground black pepper
8 oz fresh or jarred pesto (drain off a bit of the oil before stirring into some chopped fresh tarragon and flat-leaf parsley to taste)
Jarred roasted red peppers, sliced into julienne strips (one of those things that just aren't worth doing yourself unless you have grown your own peppers)


Pre-heat the oven to 375 F
Cut or tear a large square of plastic and cover with overlapping pieces of  prosciutto (this needs to be wide enough to wrap around the salmon filets)
Place one piece of salmon, skin-side down, in the centre of the prosciutto and cover the top with the pesto mixture being sure to  keep it off the sides and the prosciutto.
Lay a line of peppers and the garlic cloves along the filet over the pesto and then lay the other fillet skin-side up on top of it.
Using the plastic wrap, wrap the fish in the prosciutto, by lifting one side and then the other and overlapping it on top and peeling the film away as the prosciutto clings to the fish and itself.  You should have a fish completely wrapped in prosciutto sitting on an open square of plastic wrap.
Gently lift the fish using the wrap and roll it into a roasting pan so that the seam of prociutto is down
Dribble with olive oil and roast for 25-35 minutes. The fish should feel firm to the touch. Allow to cool.
Cut into large slices and serve with a leafy salad.

Let me know if you can actually avoid eating the bacon.  I think it is impossible.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

For Lent - I am giving up Being Fat

Lent is about rising from the old and embracing the new.  The Rule of Benedict says Lent is the time for trimming the soul and scrapping the sludge  (I’ve got a lot of that)off a life turned slipshod, taking stock of time. Lent is about exercising the control that enables us to say no to ourselves so that when life turns hard of its own accord we have the stamina to say yes to its twists and turns with hope.  Hmmm, sounds like a diet to me.

I was raised in the United Methodist Church where Lent meant changing the church vestments to my favorite purple ( I think - or maybe that was Advent - I always get them confused - or maybe it was both) and filling up a slotted card with pennies and later dimes and quarters (inflation) to give to some mission or charity.  I guess the money was supposed to come out of my allowance or something but I just remember my Dad giving me the coin to insert each week, no real sacrifice.  There must have been a lesson in there somewhere, right?  All in all it was just a run up to Easter which meant a new dress and shoes (and until I was old enough to win the protests, a ridiculous hat) and a huge basket full of candy deposited in our living room (right where Santa always left the presents) by some giant furry animal that by all rights should have scared the be-jeezus out of kids.

We were never asked to make a Lenten sacrifice by giving up something significant like I learned later in life was a big thing in the Catholic families of many of my friends.  And even my Jewish friends make sacrifices during Passover- which interestingly coincides.
( That is a whole discussion on religion that I do not want to get into just now.  Suffice it to say that there are way too many similarities in all the major religions for it to be a coincidence. Someone is borrowing traditions :)

Actually, I love the Lenten season. Early spring!  It is all about fresh starts and rebirth and new growth and hope and light.  Imagine way back when and the earth had grown darker and darker each day and suddenly people began to notice that it was getting lighter and  crocuses, jonquils and hyacinths began to peek through the melting snow and buds appeared on the trees and they realized that perhaps they were being given a second chance, a new opportunity.   So they made a sacrifice to the gods to say thanks for letting us off this time or they celebrated that whatever sacrifice they may have made a few weeks earlier was paying off.  In some cultures the sacrifice was a personal one, like we do no chocolate or alcohol (although it would more likely have been a piece of gold or an animal that would otherwise have been a much needed dinner)  In other cultures,  it was very personal for the one young male or female that was sacrificed for the good of the community. Thank goodness most cultures in the world today are past that one - although many still make a pretty big deal out of some of those earlier sacrifices with religious ceremonies and even re-enactments, but where no one living is actually hung from a cross or anything.

I have noticed in recent years that like many religious observances - Christmas, Easter, New Moon, Super Bowl, Opening Day of Major League Baseball - the Lenten sacrifice has become secularized and even people who have never darkened the door of a church are participating.  I’m sure we all have at least one friend who is giving up alcohol or chocolate or whatever they want to abstain from for awhile and most are motivated not by religious conviction but by a desire to do something good for themselves - not a bad thing all in all. I just wish we were a bit more honest about it with ourselves and others.  Well, you know me so I know that you know ( that I know that you know……) at least one such person because I am giving up Being Fat for Lent.

I’m not celebrating Lent exactly, it is just that a prescribed 40 day period with a designated start and end date seems doable

(and BTW why are all the Easters of different religious sects and Passover on a different date each year?  You’d think we could come to some compromise solution ,like President’s Day, that would really simplify all our lives and make  school calendars much easier to plan)
But I ramble….

Doable for what, you ask?  For doing everything I possibly can to start the scales trending in the other direction.  And let me tell you that starting this on the day after I just paid beaucoup bucks to take an amazing cooking class is a REAL SACRIFICE!!!
So I am devising the Lenten Diet (are you listening Mark Herman?) which I will publish, probably weekly.  It is a bastardized Atkins ( my past successful weight loss and something David can live with) , Kimkins, Weight-watchers, Scarsdale, Slimfast, non-starvation but definitely controlled eating plan for 40 days only - lo-carb, lo-fat, lo-sugar, lo-calorie, and no doubt with a high bitchiness factor.

If you read it and think, this is not a healthy eating plan, you are right. (too much cheese and not enough dessert )  But please don’t feel compelled to lecture me about it.  It is for 40. Days. Only.  And it is a DIET intended to cause my body to get angry at parts of itself and start sending them away, not a life-long healthy eating plan which hopefully I can return to in April.

I will NOT be drinking alcohol and instead drinking more water (mostly sparkling), herbal tea, and my morning coffee and eating the following (including a small Activia yogurt each day - I need the calcium J) and snacking on carrots, celery, and lo-fat cheese sticks:*

Day 1 (W 2/17) - that was actually yesterday when I ate what I cooked at Cook School and probably put myself farther behind than ahead  ( see upcoming post about that remarkable day)

Day 2 - protein smoothie (fat free)
             Chicken/veggie chili, coleslaw with light dressing
             Roasted chicken, sautéed spinach, cumin carrots

Day 3 - Eggy w/w  French toast with no-sugar jam
             Tuna salad on lots of lettuce with tomatoes and cucumber
             Chicken broccoli bake (chicken and cheese - no pasta), garlic greens

Day 4 -Eggy “blintzes“ filled with cottage cheese and no sugar jam
            Vegetable soup, salad
            Stuffed peppers (mince, veggies and cheese), salad

Day 5 - Cheesy eggs, veggie sausage
             Chopped chicken ,lettuce, carrot, celery salad
             Roast Turkey breast, cauliflower mash, spinach salad

Day 6 -.  Denver omelet w/ turkey
               Taco salad w/ veggie mince & lo-fat cheese
               Salmon w/ lemon-dill sauce.. coleslaw, broccoli

Day 7. Smoothie
           Broccoli soup, salad
           Chicken breast on tomato & cucumber, romaine salad

* No that I look at it, it is not so unhealthy if I keep the fat low, but it is really BORING!!! for someone who just learned to cook a perfectly medium-rare duck breast with a veal marrow sauce, wild mushrooms and pancetta.

I feel a bit like Oprah having it all out there in front of all of you. So if two days from now I change my mind, just don’t give me a hard time about it OK?  It’s not like it is some religious thing.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

OMG - The Things I Learned in Cook School

I am not yet down from the mountaintop, having just spent the day at the Martin Wishart Cook School.  I learned so much that I am busily making notes even as I write so that I don’t forget.  Here are a few of the takeaways from the day:

To make a creamy soup lighter, yet more satisfying in smaller quantities, like you might serve as a first course or an amuse bouche, whip it with a wire whisk or immersion  blender until frothy and serve in a tea cup for a first course or a demitasse cup as an amuse bouche.

To cook anything in butter, heat the pan slowly first then add the butter and melt until foamy, do not let separate, keep at an even temp

The best general cooking oil is pumiced olive oil - generally sold as light olive oil - it is made from an additional pressing after the virgin and regular oils have been extracted.  It heats to the perfect temp and won’t add flavor to the food

For the best scallops you will ever eat, try whenever possible to get them in the shell and hand dived to eliminate the grit in dredged ones or the white preservative in frozen or shelled ones - but in any case, halve them across the grain and a salt the cut side.  Cook them in foaming butter in  a hot skillet cut side down  until caramelization starts to show around the edges, turn just briefly and then remove to blotting paper, squeeze lemon over.  

Chicken stock: Ask the butcher for about 8 chicken carcasses or buy a lot of wings on sale.  Fill a stock pot cramming in as much chicken as will fit.  Fill pot with water to cover chicken.  Bring to a boil and cook for 40 minutes skimming constantly until reduced by 1/3.  Strain and store in frig or freeze in small quantities until ready to use (add no seasonings or aromatics!)

Veal or beef stock: Ask butcher for marrow bones and roast in 375 F oven for one hour; sauté mirapoix (celery, carrot and  onion) in pumiced oil until just starting to turn color; deglaze pan with red wine; add bones and tomato puree; cover with water; bring to boil and skim several times until broth starts to clear; Lower heat to lowest setting or put in slow over and cook for 24 hours until reduced by 2/3;  Strain and store.  Put veggies and bones back in pot, cover with water and repeat to make second batch

Any meat of poultry should rest for 50% of the cooking time before carving ( so a turkey cooked for 4 hours  should rest for 2 hours or a 2” thick filet steak cooked for 5 minutes on each side to perfect medium rare should rest for 5 minutes)  Don’t fear it getting cold.  If served on a warm plate with a warm sauce it should be perfect eating temp.

For a wonderful, easy dessert, make sweetened French toast with a good loaf cake of any type,  sprinkle a few berries about, drizzle with warmed honey butter, dust with powdered sugar and top with a dollop of crème fraiche

Always use a warm spoon to serve whipped cream or cream fraiche

There is so much more that my head is spinning.  I will write all about the menu, how to cook a perfect duck breast and good inexpensive wines after I come down off this  cloud of wonderfulness.

Friday, January 29, 2010

What To Do With a Chicken When Not Throwing It At the TV


(Warning:  This post contains political statements that may offend your sensibilities.  Please do not let that stop you from reading all the way through where I think it may all come together )*

I was asleep during the State of the Union speech (it was 2AM in Scotland)  or I would definitely have been watching.  My father made a point of encouraging us to watch those sorts of things. Somehow I was always there listening to his editorial comments and making many of my own while my siblings managed to escape. I am glad he instilled in me an interest in how our democracy works.  As boring and self-serving as these speeches may seem they are an integral part of how our exceptional government works.  Please understand that by “exceptional government’ I mean by design not necessarily as executed at any time in our history.

And I think the wonderful back and forth, and sometimes even angered, posts I read on facebook that were written during and after the speech are as important a part of the current process as those ridiculous television broadcast pundits.  It is actually nice to know that some people care enough to get angry. 

I grew up in a small Southern town where everyone I knew was a Democrat - even my ranting father.  After all, Republicans were the party of Lincoln and hadn’t he defeated the South in the Civil War? And then suddenly there was Ronald Reagan and the Democrats of my youth were transformed into die-hard, flag waving born-again Republicans.  Wow, that actor knew how to win over an audience.

 Never mind that his policies and those of many of subsequent Republicans generally  are harmful to the working person and put more money in the hands of the rich -where I am sorry it does not go to create more jobs but goes to buy more houses, cars and vacations for them and into the trust funds and inheritances of children who will have an immediate leg up over any of our kids - and wouldn’t you like for your friends to tell  you what  stocks to buy when they have the inside track on which ones are going up.

Reagan told us that “Gub-ment” is bad and “bid-ness” is good.  Somehow we were convinced that a government which we can vote in our out is worse than an employer that determines how and even where we live by controlling our income, health care, work hours, leisure time, vacation - in short, our lives - and over whom we exert absolutely no control ( and to whom the Supreme Court has now granted the right to control the government as well,)   Am I cynical about this -yes.  Do I believe what I just wrote - absolutely!  I firmly believe that the single worst thing that has happened and continues to happen in the US is  the concentration of wealth and power into the hands of fewer and fewer people.

In the FB posts, e-mails and even op-ed pieces that I read, it was clear that as Obama spoke people came down harder and firmer on whichever side they were on at the start of the speech.

  No one was really listening to what was said or in any way evaluating the overall impact of his proposed policies.  Everyone was either self-congratulating or just throwing tomatoes or rubber chickens at the TV (or words at the computer screen) in a symbolic gesture of disgust.

And what of that rubber chicken? Well aside from the one that is handed down in my family to mark significant birthdays (definitely worthy of a future post) according to Answers.com “’Chicken in Every Pot’” is a quotation that is perhaps one of the most misassigned in American political history. Variously attributed to each of four presidents serving between 1920 and 1936, it is most often associated with Herbert Hoover. In fact, the phrase has its origins in seventeenth century France; Henry IV reputedly wished that each of his peasants would enjoy "a chicken in his pot every Sunday." Although Hoover never uttered the phrase, the Republican Party did use it in a 1928 campaign advertisement touting a period of "Republican prosperity" that had provided a ‘chicken in every pot. And a car in every backyard, to boot.’   Hmmm. Prosperity a la Herbert Hoover? Equality as touted by Henry IV?  I don’t think so. But isn’t it interesting that we are still arguing over who supplies the  chicken and how we pay for the cars - both their manufacture and their purchase in the current case.

But I ramble -
Let’s get back to that chicken - and I sincerely hope it does not turn out rubbery.  As I scrolled through the political banter I was pleased to see dear Andrea discussing the wonderful goodness of homemade chicken broth.  Mmmmm.  Can’t you just smell it on the stove now?

 And it reminded me of something I read before - probably an outgrowth of the misattributed comment and certainly a reaction to our strained economy- that every family/household should roast a large chicken every Sunday and it would feed them all through the rest of the week. With apologies to my vegetarian friends I must say that the idea intrigued me and in the current economic environment, suggesting that there be a chicken in every oven might be a really good idea.  Chicken is inexpensive relative to a lot of other things.  It is delicious, generally low in fat so healthier than much of what we eat in the west, and easy to prepare for even a novice cook.

Not to say that there aren’t lots of things that can go wrong in the process - a too fast oven can produce a dry bird (that sounds like the end of some fable), an underdone chicken can make all who eat it really sick and so forth.  But there are wonderful kosher chickens, organic chickens, free-range chickens all bred for deliciousness and healthy eating.

 I once saw Julia Child and Jacques Pepin argue over the proper technique for chicken roasting.  It basically came down to this - if you set the temperature  correctly, take the cooked bird out of the oven in time and let it set for 15 minutes before carving it really doesn’t matter if you rub a mustard garlic mash under the skin or slather it with butter, it is gonna taste good.

So, I decided to do an experiment -  Is it really possible to feed a family all week from a chicken well-roasted on Sunday? One caveat. There were only two of us eating chicken during my experiment but I started with a rather small pre-roasted bird so I feel comfortable extrapolating my results to a family of four with a large roaster - perhaps one of Perdue’s “Oven Stuffers.”

While we were living in Mexico we often purchased wonderful roasted chickens for a few dollars.  They came with tortillas, pickled onions and a choice of homemade red or green salsa.  To start my experiment I purchased one of these chickens and had the clerk cut it into four  pieces with the cleaver.

Back at the apartment, I put two of the chicken pieces in bags in the freezer. Likewise, I stored the salsa and onions for later in the week.  I deboned the  third piece of chicken and stored the meat in the refrigerator.  I sliced the meat off the fourth piece for nicer presentation and then filled a roasting pan with vegetables - potatoes, turnips, chayote, peeled garlic, carrots and onions - drizzled some olive oil over all of them and put the pan in a hot oven. In a second pan I put a lot of broccoli florets that I had tossed in olive oil, some more onions and a few more cloves of garlic on one side and on the other side  I placed a lot of cherry tomatoes and that all went on the other rack in the oven.

While the veggies roasted I put the chicken bones in a bag and tossed it in the freezer.  Didn’t want to risk encouraging the growth of bacteria that has given chicken a bad name with some people.  I tossed big salad with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper and arranged the sliced chicken  on  a platter,  When the veggies were done I mounded ½  of them beside the chicken and dinner 1 was served.  David likes a little good homemade mayo or Hellmann’s on the side.
The broccoli, tomatoes and remaining veggies were stored in separate containers in the frig.

Monday/Dinner 2 - Using the tortillas that came with the chicken ( you would probably hav eto buy yours - I recommend corn tortillas) I moistened them in a little hot oil (you can use water but it is not as good) wrapped some of the deboned chicken , black beans, roasted onions, some green chiles and cheese in each and placed them in a baking dish.  I poured the salsa over everything and sprinkled some more cheese on top and baked until it was bubbly and brown.  I served the enchiladas with rice (cook twice as much rice as you need and store the extra in the frig for later) and sour cream and sprinkled sliced olives and jalapenos on top.  There was a big salad too.

Tuesday/Dinner 3 -  I thawed one of the chicken pieces from the freezer and deboned it, putting the bones back in the frig (can’t refreeze!)  I mixed the chicken with the leftover roasted veggies from Sunday and made a gravy  ( easy - sauté  sliced onions in butter until translucent, sprinkle with herbs de Provence and flour and cook until the roux starts to brown, pour in some canned vegetable or chicken stock and cook until gravy forms) Stir the chicken and veg into the gravy and add a small can of green peas, well drained. Line a deep dish pie plate with crust (purchased or homemade) and fill with chicken veggie mixture.  Top with second crust and bake until browned and bubbly.  Serve with salad. Good with a little HP sauce on the side.

Wednesday/Dinner 4 - Take the last piece of chicken and the bones out of the freezer and allow to thaw in the refrigerator.  Debone the chicken, and put ½  of the meat back in the frig. Cook your favorite pasta, drain and reserve some cooking liquid.  Put some olive oil in a large skillet, stir in the roasted broccoli, onions, garlic and tomatoes, sprinkle liberally with Italian herbs, stir in the chicken and cook until heated through. (If you prefer a creamy sauce  - remove from heat and stir in some butter, cream and a pinch of nutmeg)  Toss the sauce with the pasta and add a little cooking liquid if needed to moisten.  Serve with garlic bread and salad.

Thursday/ Dinner 5 - Make the chicken stock!  Put all the bones (hope you saved any skin too), several stalks of celery, some carrots, a few onions and a bouquet garni in a large soup pot.  Cover with water and cook until a wonderful rich broth results. Add some butter to enrich if you want. Strain and reserve any bits of chicken and the veggies.  Discard bones and cartilage.  Put half the broth back in the pot and store the other half in the frig.  Slice up the vegetables and add them to the broth.  In a skillet, cook whatever vegetables you  like for soup in some butter until tender.  Add everything with chicken and leftover rice to the  pot.  Taste and adjust the seasonings.  Enrich with butter if needed.  Serve with crispy bread and salad.

Friday/Dinner 6 - Now it starts to get a little tricky.  You’ve got some broth and a little chicken left.  Make a creamy mushroom soup using the broth (recipes are everywhere) or a really good French Onion Soup and serve it with chicken nachos - warm  tortilla chips (homemade preferably), chicken, refried beans, olives, jalapenos, cheese, salsa, guacamole, sour cream and anything else you like.

Saturday/Dinner 7 -  I didn’t make our chicken last a whole week but if I had thought about it I could have done something like grilled pimento cheese with Friday night’s soup and made a huge pile of nachos** with a salad on Saturday.  Maybe next time.




** dear Andrea “has decided that making chicken broth is the most fulfilling task a non-child-having-person can do.”
In addition, she made “a mole sauce, added some chicken, put it on top of some homemade corn tortilla chips and topped with cheese! (She)called them Enchilada Nachos. They were pretty much awesome!”
“I don't know how to make a "real" mole I guess.” She says. “That's just what I call it. I start with a little oil in a pot, add some flour (a running roux) pour in a can of tomato sauce stir then add cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder and coco to taste. Oh and a bit of salt to bring it together. It's simple, takes about 15 minutes (of course the longer you let it simmer the better) and yummy!”
Sounds like a real mole to Ciel and with a lot less work than the day long project I undertook while in San Miguel.


* This post is dedicated to Papa Rose who must be throwing rubber chickens down at any of  his progeny who trash his beloved Democrats and who loved a good roasted chicken -  usually after he had rung the chicken's neck himself.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Gie her a Haggis - even if she toasts the President





Some hae meat and cannot eat.
Some cannot eat that want it:
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.

         - Traditional Selfkirk Grace


Today, January 25, is the 251st anniversary of the birth of Scotland’s national Bard, Robert Burns, or Rabbie as he is affectionately called and Scots are celebrating.  A few years after Burns death in 1796 the ritual of the Burns Supper was started by a few of his close friends as a tribute to his memory and tonight (or perhaps this past Saturday night)  all over the world wherever the Scottish diaspora has landed, ex-patriate Scots, simple admirers of the famous “Ploughman’s Poet” and the many who just wish they were Scottish because they know that Scots really know how to party will be celebrating.  Of course, nowhere will there be more Burns Suppers, ceilidhs and similar celebrations than in Scotland itself and in Edinburgh, in particular

 The kilt-hire shops will do a roaring trade, haggis will take center stage and speeches will be made as all the celebrations, no matter where they are, follow a standard. Some Suppers will be quite formal, some simple family affairs, many will be held in hotels and restaurants and will certainly be loud, bawdy and drunken.

 The basic format has remained relatively unchanged since the end of the 18th century. It begins with a  few welcoming words from the host and the Selkirk Grace (see above).

 Then the participants are invited to stand to receive the haggis.

A piper leads the chef, carrying the haggis to a head table, followed by a sword carrier and a whisky carrier (David’s favorite role),  the hosts and honored guests.  As they process the other guests accompany them with a slow handclap.

 Then, the highlight of the evening as someone recites recites Burns' famous poem To a Haggis. When the brave speaker reaches the line "an cut you up wi' ready slight", he cuts open the haggis with a sharp knife.  Steam escapes, the poem is finished, the company applauds and  the host stands.  Using a small silver cup, the name of which escapes me, he will“Pay the Piper” with a wee dram and then lead the group in a  toast to the haggis with a glass of whisky. Participants take their seats and prepare to enjoy the feast.  The menu will likely consist of  cock-a-leekie soup and cranachan before and after the showpiece main course of haggis, neeps and tatties, and there's nothing much wrong with that. 

As the food is served, the toasts and speeches begin.  An invited guest gives a toast to The Immortal Memory of Burns. It may be light and fun or literary and historical, but the purpose is the same - to describe the greatness and relevance of Burns today.

The Immortal Memory speech is followed by a more light-hearted toast to the women in the room generally made by an invited make guest.   Originally this was a thank you to the ladies for preparing the food and a toast to all the 'lasses' in Burns' life. The tone is witty, but never offensive, and always ends on a conciliatory note.  In response,  a lass takes a turn detailing men's foibles in a humorous fashion and the women all stand for a Toast to the Laddies.

There is a Toast to the Queen (or King as the case may be) for which David and others believe a good Scot should never stand until there is once again a Scottish monarch.  I could argue that as the daughter of such a beloved Scot as Mary, the Queen Mum,  Elizabeth II deserves a bit of leeway.

A Toast to the President follows which can get a bit sticky depending on the pervading political climate and the general red or blue alliance of the guests.

Before each toast of the evening, all the guests are asked to “Charge you glasses and be upstanding.”  After so many charged glasses, the  upstanding part can become difficult!
But the formal program always ends with everyone standing (and swaying), linking hands and singing Auld Lang Syne.
As the plates are cleared there is usually some form of entertainment and then dancing, especially Scottish country dancing.

When we lived in N.C. we celebrated each year along with other members of the Robert Burns Society of Charlotte on the Saturday night closest to the 25th.  I hope our dear friends had a wonderful time Saturday night.  How better to party than in a room filled with men in skirts! (And why do their knees always look more bonnie than women’s as they age?)

The year David was president of the Charlotte Burns group Bill and Monica had been called out for doing whatever it was they were doing with a cigar in the oval office.  Now, given that at that time the average age of the participants in Burns Night was over 55 (we were always the young’uns of the group) and  we were in NC where the likelihood of finding someone over 50 who had voted for Clinton was just a little less than ‘nil, finding someone to give the traditional Toast to the President was rather difficult.  Being both a loyal Democrat and a Bill Clinton fan (still am), and never one to pass up a chance to be in the spotlight, I volunteered.

 I worked for days on the short speech trying hard to make it a toast to the OFFICE of the President rather than the person holding the office in hopes that at least a few people would stand and clink their glasses.  It all went off OK until all the speeches were over and I was cornered by one of the Grand Dames of the society who told me in very explicit, and very loud, terms that I was not only an embarrassment to the group but should be ashamed to show  my face in public.  And here I was, the First Lady of the Society dressed in a fabulous formal Alexander McQueen frock of black velvet and silk satin Brody tartan, the tartan of my grandmother’s family.  Off- the- shoulder with a  boned bodice - I looked good peeps! Who was this badly-dressed matronly woman with gray helmet hair to tell me when to shut up?

(BTW, we had a full table of friends at the dinner who applauded my  speech.  Gotta love my peeps!)

Our now deceased good friend Donald Piver delivered the ode To a Haggis. I can’t imagine it ever sounding better than when delivered in Scots Gaelic with Don’s thick Southern drawl as he waived his Claymore over the warm reekin‘ rich glorious site. A real treat. 

But I ramble…

Tonight we will sup on both original and vegetarian haggis and partake of some good whisky.  We will miss Don’s wonderful toast but I have downloaded one so we won’t miss the tradition.
 
 

Address to a Haggis
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin was help to mend a mill
In time o'need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad make her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckles as wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
His nieve a nit;
Thro' blody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs an' arms, an' hands will sned,
Like taps o' trissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Gie her a haggis!











Wednesday, January 20, 2010

25 of 100 things and Mince and Tatties

My first 25 things

Last summer after reading the 100 thing challenge at aguynameddave.com I began my ongoing effort to get my belongings down to 100. This is made easier of course because I do not have to count the furnishings and household items where we live because they are not mine. Even Dave took this into account and only counted things that were HIS is excsee of the family house and all it included.

On my list you will immediately notice that all items with accessories indicate that they are included in the item count. If it won't work without it then it all counts as one. Likewise things like Jewelry, Makeup and such that do not end in "s" I have counted as one thing. Hey, it's my list. There are even some things that end in "s" that just don't make sense to count individually, like travel toiletries. If it all fits in one 1 quart bag then I count it as one 1 quart bag.

This is the first 25 things on my list. From here it starts to get complicated.

1. Kindle and accessories
2. Netbook and accessories including thumb drive and external hard drive
3 Jewelry - that will fit in one 6”x10”x 2 “ plastic tackle box
4. Makeup and brushes - that will fit into one zippered cosmetic case
5. Journal/Notebook, mechanical pencil & leads (purple or black Pentel P207 0.7 or .0.9mm lead); Fountain pen (medium nib) and purple ink ( pen is no good with out paper and vice versa)
6. Wallet - - Leather pouch style with zippered compartments and card insert;ouside pocket for ID and change/tokens
7. Stationery - Monogrammed correspondence cards and envelopes; personal cards
8. Sunglasses w/ bi-focals
9. Ipod and accessories
10. Digital Camera - with accessories and small carrying case.
11. Reading Light /Flashlight/Headlamp - one of these that does all three functions
12. Rechargeable batteries and charger
13. International converter/adapter
14. Batter powered toothbrush with attachments
15. Razor - rechargeable electric preferrred
16. Large check-in size rolling suitcase or duffle
17. Leather or micro fiber Travel/Work Bag/Handbag- to carry netbook, iPod, Kindle, camera and other carry-on items when traveling, use as a tote bag/handbag weekender - not too heavy. With small purse inside for evening or to carry-on travel items
18. Toilet articles - toothpaste, face wash., moisturizer, shampoo, hairspray,lip balm, etc in small sizes to fit in 1 quart clear zipper bag
19. Folding shopping bag
20. Corkscrew
21. Water Bottle
22. Warm hat (winter) Sun hat (summer/warm climates) - foldable
23. Leather gloves
24. Eyeglasses
25. Waterproof overcoat with zip-in warm lining and detachable hood


Now, for your cooking and eating pleasure:

Traditional Scottish Mince and Tatties

2 rashers of smoked bacon, diced (or 1 Tbsp olive oil)
One large onion, chopped
1 lb of high quality ground beef (or Boca crumbles)
½ c oatmeal moistened with a few spoons of water
1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce (omit and double brown sauce for veg version)
1 Tbsp brown sauce (HP is traditional but A-1 will work)
1 Tbsp ketchup
1 tsp each thyme and rosemary
Salt and pepper

For the mash:
4 large potatoes, unpeeled and diced
Cream or milk
butter
6 carrots, peeled and chopped

½ cup of brown gravy (make your own or purchase)
- Serve vegetarian or onion gray with the Boca

Extra brown sauce to serve

In a large skillet, sauté bacon until fat is released; add onion and cook just until it starts to get tender; add beef and oatmeal and cook until beef begins to brown ;add sauces and herbs and cook until liquid is absorbed; salt and pepper to taste

Boil potatoes and carrots separately until tender. Mash potatoes coarsely and add milk salt and pepper until desired consistency; enrich with butter

Mash carrots and whip until smooth: stir in butter and salt and pepper

Traditional Mince is served with tatties and neeps (mashed turnips - delicious!) I prefer carrots because it adds color to the plate.